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My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything
My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this
My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child
Last week, my brother dropped his “shit happens” mug
You probably know what his reaction was
I need a well dressed boyfriend with good music taste so I can steal his clothes and he can take me to gigs.
June is so out the door
Because the gifs can’t do justice to the insanely funny horror that is Mr Blobby on the Big Fat Quiz of the 90s.
I seriously cannot handle this.
this is harry’s best tweet
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life
I just fell out of my chair.
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life